March 2012
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Streaming The Last Unicorn →
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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“I’m aware of the power of looks. I’ve wanted to play roles that have gone to...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch
#but just the fact that he doesn’t know how attractive he is #and that he’s probably been told by so many people that he’s not worth as much because he’s not conventional looking #it just breaks my heart #because he’s so wonderful and lovely and just genuinely beautiful ...
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I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego barefoot
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mothercheesus:
press play and watch the gif.
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People should listen to Harry more often.
Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermione: that's stupid.
kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
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EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
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I'm hilarious
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Nautilus Rising: Slurpy Finger Boy called me “Ooookaaaay, Sheldon” in class today when…
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Slurpy Finger Boy called me “Ooookaaaay, Sheldon” in class today when I expressed my views on hypothetical…
I’m bipolar can we still make babies? #it was getting too serious in...
February 2012
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i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking...
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“And some idiot locked us out of our hotel room - who turned out to be Benedict”
– Steven Moffat, The Hound of Baskerville commentary #giant five year old (via annieodairss)
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