December 2011
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Question to discuss:
I don't fucking care anymore, I'm taking my magnum 44 tonight and blowing my brains out.
Stranger: What a way to bring in the new year
You: A magnum 44? How disappointing. -SH
Stranger: Don't give him ideas, Sherlock. -JW
You: It's very messy and so cliche. -SH
Stranger: Well, maybe you'd like to help him instead of giving him ideas about it, yeah? -JW
You: Remember the last time I 'helped' someone in emotional distress? -SH
Stranger: Oh, right. Maybe that's not such a good idea. -JW
Stranger: Just stick with doing your experiments. -JW
Stranger: Just don't mess up anything in the kitchen. -JW
You: No promises. -SH
Stranger: I better warn Mrs. Hudson. -JW
You: John. -SH
Stranger: Yes, Sherlock? -JW
You: I recall you making a list of resolutions earlier. -SH
Stranger: Oh, that. Right. Just a little list. Nothing wrong with that. -JW
You: Care to tell me some? -SH
You: And don't just say 'I'll work out more' because you always make that one. -SH
Stranger: Well, it's true, I do. I should really get into shape for the new year. -JW
You: Don't avoid the question. -SH
Stranger: Well, huh. I guess one of them is being promoted. -JW
Stranger: Kind of bettering myself in the field, I suppose. -JW
Stranger: Plus we need the money. Or, I suppose, I need the money. -JW
You: Dull. Next. -SH
Stranger: How is it dull? It's quite the resolution, Sherlock. You know, maybe you should share one of yours. -JW
Stranger: I feel like all of mine would be dull and normal for the great Sherlock Holmes. -JW
You: They're a waste of time. If I want to change something, I do, I don't make a note so I can feel like I at least thought of it. -SH
Stranger: But you do delete the unnecessary things. I don't suppose you'd have resolutions. -JW
You: Stop avoiding it, John. Tell me an actually meaningful one. -SH
Stranger: I wasn't--never mind. Uh, let's see. I guess a meaningful one would be solving a case on my own. See how I'd do as a detective. -JW
Stranger: These really seem like things I'd like to do before I die, though. -JW
Stranger: I should revise this list. -JW
You: You help me. Isn't that rewarding?
Stranger: It is, but I'd like to help a little more. You take on so many cases by yourself, Sherlock. It's the least I can do. -JW
You: Hm. Don't feel obligated. -SH
Stranger: Are you sure? I mean, I can do my best. -JW
You: I'm sure. Simply having you along is beneficial. -SH
Stranger: Oh. Well. That's a nice thought to have. -JW
You: Good. -SH
You: I do have one resolution. Of a sort. -SH
Stranger: Oh? -JW
You: I've been attempting to work up my nerve for something. -SH
You: I want to finally take the chance. -SH
Stranger: The chance? -JW
Stranger: I thought you always do things anyway. -JW
You: This is different. There is a risk here. -SH
You: A risk I care about. -SH
Stranger: Could be dangerous? -JW
You: Could lose everything. -SH
Stranger: Wow. Um. Have you compared the cons to the pros? -JW
You: I could lose the most important thing, or gain the only thing I've truly wanted, which makes my chest tight. -SH
Stranger: Wow, you really know how to take a chance on life, Sherlock. Just know I'm here every step of the way, okay? -JW
You: You don't have much choice. -SH
Stranger: I care about ya, and worry about ya, you know. -JW
You: John. -SH
Stranger: Yes, Sherlock? -JW
You: I think I'd like to take that chance now. -SH
You: Would you like to go to Angelo's with me? Formally.
You: -SH
Stranger: Oh. OH. Oh, okay. Uh, Sherlock, I thought you said you were married to your work. -JW
Stranger: I'm not declining the offer, I'm just--trying to understand. -JW
You: I am devoted to my job, yes. But one cannot marry an idea. -SH
Stranger: Well, I suppose that is true. Let me go grab a coat, I'll be ready shortly. -JW
You: You accept? -SH
Stranger: Of course. -JW
You: And just so we're clear, you do realize what is implied? A relationship? -SH
Stranger: Yes, I understand it, Sherlock. I've done relationships before. It's not like we hate each other, I mean, we do live together. -JW
You: I definitely don't hate you. -SH
Stranger: And I don't hate you, so I think we'll be okay. -JW
You: I hope so. -SH
You: I would hate to get this far only to lose you. -SH
Stranger: I don't think you'd have a chance in losing me, Sherlock. Even if you tried hard enough. -JW
You: It makes me happy to hear that, John. -Sh
Stranger: I'm glad. -JW
You: I'll see you soon, John. -SH
Stranger: Yes, I'll be right there, Sherlock. -JW
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Here goes, Sherlock fandom ask
221cbakerst:
1. What is your favourite episode? 2. Who is/are you favourite character(s) 3. Favourite Benedict Cumberbatch roles other than Sherlock? 4. Favourite Martin Freeman roles other than John? 5. Your ships? 6. The character you’d most want to be? 7. The character you’d most want to be with? 8. What are your favourite Sherlock fanfics? 9. Have you written any fanfics? Which ones? 10....
schavva24 asked: Hello, I was the John RP in the omegle chat about 'Holmes, where the blazes have you been' It's been an honour.
stark-esque asked: I feel... glad that I asked the "Where are you Holmes?" question on Omegle now. It was an honor to witness both you and that John RP.
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Question to discuss:
Holmes? Holmes where the blazes have you gone now?
You: Tesco. -SH
Stranger: Get the mile-JW
Stranger: milk, sorry-JW
You: I'm not here for shopping, John. -SH
Stranger: Why are you there? and you might as well get it sherlock. oh, and get the jam as well-JW
You: I'm doing field work, tracking down a suspect. -SH
Stranger: That's what you do everyday! Just get the jam and milk-JW
You: Why can't you? -SH
Stranger: ...I'm watching Doctor Who and I don't want to leave 221B cause the angels are outside...-JW
You: ... -SH
You: I've explained this. -SH
You: That is a television serial. Not real life. -SH
Stranger: It is true! The Doctor is real-JW
You: Sure he is, John. -SH
Stranger: Well, hurry up and get home-JW
You: John is convinced the angels are real. He's an adorable git sometimes. -SH
You: ... -SH
You: I meant to send that to Mycroft. -SH
Stranger: GIT! who are you calling a GIT!-JW
Stranger: ..wait what?-JW
You: I'll get the jam and milk. Just ignore that. -SH
Stranger: But-oh, well..-JW
You: But what? -SH
Stranger: Oh nothing. It's fine-JW
You: I doubt that. -SH
You: Are you put off by my mis-sent text? -SH
Stranger: No! not at all! I had suspicions that you weren't inclined?...-JW
You: Inclined towards what, exactly? -SH
Stranger: Sherlock, this isn't the sort of conversation you have over texts. Come home and we'll talk about it-JW
You: Talk about what? -Sh
You: You can't mean about me calling you... well, adorable. -SH
Stranger: Yes it is. It's nothing bad. I just want to know what that 'adorable' in sherlockian translates to the english language.-JW
You: I find you to be an overall attractive individual. Your mannerisms are endearing. -SH
Stranger: Oh! Thank you! And I, you, my friend.-JW
You: And perhaps you're physically attractive, I never really paid attention to such matters. -SH
Stranger: Would you pay attention if it's me? (Sorry if I drastically misjudged this but are you romantically inclined towards me?)-JW
You: Yes. -SH
Stranger: Well, then. How about when you get back from Tesco's, we'll head out to Angelo's as a date?-JW
You: A true date this time? -SH
Stranger: Yes, Sherlock. A real date this time.-JW
You: I only too happily accept. -SH
Stranger: Well, hurry on home, Holmes-JW
You: I'm on my way at once. -SH
Stranger: P.S. Don't forget the milk and jam :P -JW
You: That's assumed, yes. -SH
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Sup faggot
You: I beg your pardon? -SH
Stranger: I said whats up faggot
You: What do cigarettes or sexuality (as I hear it as a crude insult for a homosexual) have to do with this? -SH
Stranger: Why do you put your initals after your quote like your important, retard.
You: Because I am important. -SH
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Question to discuss:
Who's Better, Justin Bieber or Paul McCartney?
You: Paul McCartney.
Stranger: Neither. -SH
You: Sherlock, just because you aren't into pop music doesn't mean you can't have some opinion. -JW
Stranger: I would rather listen to the cats outside. -SH
You: That's because you like them. -JW
Stranger: Not when they're being loud. Fine, I would rather listen to Anderson. -SH
You: I'm sure you don't mean that. -JW
Stranger: This Bieber girl is rubbish, and I never cared for the Beagles or whatever they were. -SH
You: The Beagles. Seriously? I'm waiting for the day pop culture is involved with a case and the great Sherlock Holmes can't solve it. -JW
Stranger: This is why I have colleagues John. -SH
You: Colleagues who will laugh in your face if you call John, Ringo, Paul and George 'The Beagles'. -JW
Stranger: You haven't started laughing in my face yet. -SH
You: Because I'm used to it. You didn't even know who the current Doctor was. -JW
Stranger: It is irrelevant. -SH
Stranger: Do not put any of that up on your blog John, or you will regret it. -SH
You: Oh I will? How will you punish me this time? Replacing the sugar with salt again? -JW
Stranger: I'm not going to tell you, it would defeat the purpose. -SH
You: So you don't know yet. -JW
Stranger: I did not say that either. -SH
You: No, but you love flaunting your plans. -JW
Stranger: Not when it's more fun as a surprise. -SH
You: You know body parts don't shock me any more, don't you? -JW
Stranger: I am aware. But I am sure what I have in store for you may be shocking. -SH
Stranger: You will just have to wait and see John. -SH
You: What, are you going to kiss me or something? Is that going to be your revenge? -JW
Stranger: No, that seems more like a reward. -SH
You: Oh. -JW
Stranger: What? -SH
You: It's nothing. I just wasn't expecting that answer. -JW
You: But if you'd ever like to reward me for getting the milk... -JW
Stranger: Why would I reward you for an expected behavior? -SH
You: You expect all of my behavior. -JW
Stranger: Exactly. -SH
You: Then why even pretend I'd get rewarded? -JW
Stranger: Perhaps if you ever surprise me you'll find out. -SH
You: Oh I'll need to surprise you, will I? Funny you should say that. -JW
Stranger: You say that like you have a surprise for me. -SH
You: Maybe I do. Maybe I actually cleaned out my room so you could have a place to do your experiments.
Stranger: While I am grateful for the effort John, I need certain machines only available in the kitchen. -SH
Stranger: It sounds as if you want to be rewarded. -SH
You: I swear to god, Sherlock, if you put more flesh in my oven I will not explain the smell to the neighbors. -JW
Stranger: You did not have to explain, I would have done that. -SH
You: I was afraid of what you would tell them. And rightfully so, might I add. -JW
Stranger: You're afraid I would tell them the truth? -SH
You: That you stuck a dead man's arm in the oven to see how it burnt postmortem at different degrees? I don't want to have the police called in, Sherlock, even if you don't seem to care. -JW
Stranger: Lestrade would arrive, look at me, shake his head and walk away. -SH
You: He'd probably bring Anderson. -JW
Stranger: He wouldn't need him, it would be unnecessary. -SH
You: He didn't need him for his 'drugs bust' either. -JW
Stranger: He wouldn't need volunteers to reprimand me for disturbing the peace John. -SH
Stranger: Now back to a more important matter, why are you so keen on being 'rewarded'? -SH
You: I don't know what you're talking about. -JW
Stranger: The moment I mentioned kissing is more of a reward you were practically begging. -SH
You: I was not. -JW
You: Why do you think I would find it rewarding, anyway? -JW
You: Because I wouldn't, Sherlock. I'm straight. -JW
You: I mean all the guys did stuff in the army but that was just because there were no women. -JW
You: I should stop talking now. -JW
Stranger: People enjoy being kissed. -SH
Stranger: And John, while you are far from being gay, you aren't exactly straight. -SH
Stranger: From the way you reacted, you would find it rewarding, although I'm not entirely sure why. -SH
Stranger: I was under the impression you were seeing someone John. -SH
You: I am. A woman. Sarah. -JW
You: Who's perfectly ordinary. -JW
You: And not insane at all. Perfectly ordinary so I can have a perfectly ordinary life. -JW
You: Like I should. -JW
Stranger: But you aren't entirely satisfied with ordinary. -SH
You: Not at all, I'm afraid. -JW
You: She's a nice girl but she's not -JW
You: She's a nice girl. -JW
Stranger: What isn't she John? -SH
You: It doesn't matter. -JW
Stranger: I would still like to know. -SH
You: Then deduce it. -JW
Stranger: I'd rather hear it from you, but if this is the way you insist, fine. She isn't exciting enough for you, or strange enough for you. Or dangerous enough for you. -SH
You: She's not you. -JW
Stranger: ...what? -SH
Stranger: That was... Unexpected. -SH
You: Forget it. It's irrelevant. Just 'delete' it. -JW
Stranger: No, it's... It is relevant, just unexpected, especially that bluntly. -SH
You: You were going to get there eventually. It was the last chance to say it on my terms. -JW
Stranger: I suppose I was, but it was... Nice to hear it from you first. -SH
You: Why? -JW
Stranger: I am not entirely sure.-SH
You: Right. Sociopath. Let's break it down, then. -JW
You: I hope, at least, that I make you at least somewhat happy. I've seen people who make you unhappy and I'd hate to be amongst them. -JW
Stranger: John, you would know if you made me unhappy. -SH
You: Right. So do I make you happy, or are you just indifferent to me? -JW
Stranger: It is not so much of if you make me happy, but if you insist so much, yes you make me happy John. -SH
You: We're starting off simple here, Sherlock. -JW
You: Okay, now. Why do you invite yourself along with me wherever I go, even if you told me to go alone in the first place? -JW
Stranger: I get bored John. -SH
You: Wrong. You've done it when you had cases. -JW
You: What's the real reason? -JW
Stranger: I like to ensure your safety. -SH
You: Obviously. If you were a true sociopath you wouldn't care. -JW
Stranger: Highfunctioning Sociopath. -SH
You: Would you do it for anyone else?
Stranger: Not particularly. -SH
You: Okay, so you give me priority. -JW
You: How do you feel when I'm gone? -JW
Stranger: I get bored John. You've seen that. -SH
You: Bored isn't an emotion. -JW
Stranger: What does it matter? -SH
You: Just humour me. -JW
Stranger: How exactly is bored not an emotion? -SH
You: Boredom is triggered by nothing, emotions are triggered by something. Like depression and anger and vexation. Boredom is just a state of being, sort of like being entertained. -JW
Stranger: Fine. I suppose I get depressed, and then I get bored. -SH
You: And when I come home? -JW
Stranger: I finally have something to do. -SH
You: How do I make you not bored? -JW
Stranger: I can watch you walking around, listen to you scold me, and I don't have to worry about you not returning any more. -SH
You: If that was it, you could watch telly. -JW
You: Why did you suggest kissing was a reward? -JW
Stranger: I could John, but that would defeat the point. -SH
Stranger: People enjoy being kissed. It's psychologically rewarding to receive affection. -SH
You: But surely a brilliant master of the human nature knows that kissing isn't typically the first step, considering we're not in any romantic relationship. -JW
Stranger: No, but you aren't exactly a hugging sort of person, more contact than strictly necessary. -SH
You: There's always something like a pat on the back or verbal praise.
Stranger: I give those on a semi-regular basis. I thought something a bit more intimate would be more of a reward. -SH
You: Why? -JW
Stranger: I am not entirely sure. Why do you keep asking these questions? -SH
You: The same reason you keep answering them. -JW
You: I think you want to know what you feel about me as much as I do. -JW
Stranger: Feelings are unnecessary, complicated and just make a mess of things. -SH
You: That doesn't mean you don't have them, and you know it. -JW
Stranger: The world would be easier with less feelings. -SH
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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I need 200k or so for that desert pb in auctions.
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shanabeth:
doctorsaxon started following you
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This is now my Firefox theme. →
So this just happened on omegle.
Question to discuss:
put lol if you had a person that responded with "LAWL!"
You: Lawl.
Stranger: How about no.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: I like you.
You: Why thank you.
Stranger: Wait a minute...
You: I like your basic grasp of grammar.
Stranger: Oh, you do?
You: Oh yes.
You: Very sexy and exotic.
Stranger: Why is it basic, why can't it be more a complex type?
You: Nobody knows basic grammar unless they're from the tumblrlands.
Stranger: So, what is it you're trying to say?
Stranger: Tumblrlands is full of dumb shits?
You: No, tumblrlands is full of people who actually know how to type.
Stranger: You. You need to go die in a hole.
You: At least I'll have friendly people there, /b/ro.
Stranger: /b/ro?
Stranger: You're cool for that.
You: Yes well.
You: I can't talk bad to anyone.
You: It's against my religion.
Stranger: You don't need to die for that.
You: Great lord Celestia would disapprove.
Stranger: Hmm. It seems as if I would like to punch a hole in your face.
You: Oh well that's no good.
Stranger: Tell me this; Are you a woman?
You: Tell me this; Are you asking so you can say a sexist joke?
Stranger: Tell me this; Are you asking me about my question so you can prevent one?
You: No, but you seem to be deflecting.
Stranger: Ahh, as one would. I just asked you a simple question, but you answered back with a question. Who is the one deflecting here? ...
You: Says the one who asked another question rather than answering mine.
You: Quite hypocritical.
Stranger: I only did what you did to me. Seems fair enough.
Stranger: An eye for an eye one would say.
You: You did it quite a few times. And as the original questioner, I am automatically at a disadvantage so I took one of my own.
Stranger: Hmph. Fine, I will answer one of your questions in return for one of my questions answered.
You: Are you asking me if I'm a woman so you can make a sexist joke?
Stranger: No, I am not.
You: Then yes, I am biologically female.
Stranger: I see. Then that makes sense why you made a reference to Tumblrland.
Stranger: Oh, by the way, tumblr sucks. :)
You: Only if you're not into a fandom.
Stranger: I guess, but it's just a bunch of hipsters and faggots who have no grasp of quite elegant grammar.
You: Then you're going to the wrong parts.
You: The same thing can be said for any social media website.
Stranger: Or I just never been there and judge from what I here.
Stranger: hear*
You: Which is a bad view to take on anything.
You: Because nobody has the same opinion on something,but strongly negative ones tend to carry further than positive ones because people enjoy hate.
Stranger: But its not one persons opinion but rather a controlled group of people.
You: And? A controlled group of people think that Twilight is the best piece of literature ever to be spawned.
Stranger: And that controlled group of people are just purely gay. :)
You: Technically, they are heterosexual and mostly female.
Stranger: I never said anything about their sexuality. I just said that they were gay as in a put down. Females can be gay too, but there's a more proper word for it; Lesbian.
You: So being gay is something to be ashamed of?
You: And the word gay is improper?
Stranger: No, it isn't. It's not improper. You're just putting words in my mouth that I never said. I'm not talking about anyone's sexuality here. I'm basically calling them faggots.
You: Right, you're calling them gay. As you have. And you said it was a put down.
You: So being gay is worse than being straight.
Stranger: Being gay is nothing to be ashamed of or to be hated for. Nothing is worse for those two are equal.
You: Then why do you use it as an insult?
Stranger: Because I have been for so many years with out knowing the meaning of it so I got used to it.
You: Well then now that you know what it means, you can evaluate your behavior and change it. The fact that you didn't think about it at one points shows what an accepted social norm it is.
Stranger: Or out of pure laziness I don't want to change how I act. Why should I change to make someone happy when I already, myself, am happy?
You: Because it's making light of a serious issue for it to be used as what is essentially a joke. Even if you don't mean to put down gay people when you call someone 'gay', the fact of the matter is that gay and trans people routinely are beaten to death on street corners for their differences and, even in a small way, using 'gay' as an insult assosciates it with normalcy.
Stranger: Well for one, I don't know those people who get beaten to death. Two, It's not my fault they get beaten up for who or what they are. Three, the fuck I care what someone else thinks.
You: You should care about how it effects them. The simple fact that loving someone of the same gender is enough to cause a universally used insult makes people who fall into this category feel scared and alienated. And then when people use it, particularly about something that they generally mean to be hated or otherwise negative, they only feel more afraid and aliented.
You: And with how common homosexuality is, it makes about as much sense as 'dog-lover' being an insult.'
Stranger: Hmmmm, Nothing pleases you does it?
You: Oh no, I am very easy to get along with. But I care passionately about certain subjects and I feel that if more people applied objective and critical thinking the world would be a far better place.
Stranger: Well then. You can go and buy yourself a dildo and Go Fuck Yourself because I don't give a fuck. Have a good day. :)
I gave you my tumblr, thought you might ask!
Happy New Year everyone
sociopathictimelord:
I love you all and thank you for a wonderful year.
I hope this year’s better then last year for some parts.
New Years eve wasn’t Sherlock eve for me (it comes out at 9:10am 2/1/12) so Sherlock eve is today.
This gif syncs up perfectly with I Will Possess Your Heart, which is on my Sherlock/John playlist.
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That moment when your mother promises you that she...
It’s bad when you need a backup plan because your mother would rather be with a guy she’s been talking to for a month than you.
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Why you should never drunk text a Whovian.
A friend of mine randomly got a drunk text from a stranger. She then did something that has earned my respect and awe. A transcript of her conversation follows. Some of this may be familiar to you.
Warning: VERY LONG. Also, words that I don't like have been bleeped out. Use your imagination.
[Transcript] Drunk Person: "tortyly drunk riht now. straight men everwhere."
Erykah: "Oh, thank God! I finally made contact! Listen, I need your help, but you're in great danger."
DP: "ni**a say wat?"
E: "Listen, my name's the Doctor. I'm a time traveler, or I was. I'm stuck in 1969 with my friend and I need your help to get my spaceship back."
DP: "u hav a spceshit?"
E: "Yes. It's a big blue box that says 'Police Call Box' on it."
DP: "dat doesnt sound liek a spceshp. gay."
E: "Hey! Don't diss the TARDIS!"
DP: "tarsiddd???"
E: "No. TARDIS. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. You see, I'm a Time Lord from ANOTHER planet called Gallifrey."
DP: "y u not there now?"
E: "Well...A long time ago, there was a war and all my people died except for me. I'm the last Time Lord. So I travel through time and space lending a hand wherever I can."
DP: "woahhhh. thats relly sad."
E: "Yes, it is. But now is no time to cry. You're in a lot of danger and you need to help me."
DP: "waot. how r u in 1996?"
E: "I'm in 1969. And it's really complicated."
DP: "oh."
E: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."
DP: "im cofussed."
E: "Well, try and keep up! Never mind the wibbly stuff. All that matters is that they've taken it! The angels have the phone box."
DP: "wut angels?"
E: "Have you ever seen like a statue of an angel? At a church or a cemetary or something?"
DP: "ya."
E: "Well, they're not angels. They're creatures from another worlds. Aliens like me, except they're very, very bad."
DP: "dat maeks sense. they alwys creepeed me out. i thought theyre jus statues tho."
E: "Good eye, you've got. But they're not. They're only statues when you're looking directly at them. Once you look away, they become deadly."
DP: "whaaa?"
E: "Listen, Lonely assassins, they were called. No-one knows where they came from. They're as old as the universe, or very nearly. They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when being observed. The moment they're seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes it can! Notice how they always look like they're crying in the cemetaries? They're always covering their eyes?"
DP: "dats nuts! ya, ive seen dat."
E: "There's a reason for that. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now.
DP: "but wut can i do? tis was all thrustted uopn me!"
E: "The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me!"
DP: "ahhhhhh!!! im scrrd! idk wut 2 do! im srsly gon hav a pnic attck."
E: I'm afraid I can't help you any further. I'm stuck in 1969, but I think you're clever enough to think of something. FIND THE BLUE BOX AND GET IT BACK TO ME! The angels have it and you NEED to find it or it's all going to be over."
DP: "dont go doctr! help me!11211!!"
E: "They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck!"
DP: "ik! angels hng out in gravyards rite? ill check thar 1st."
E: "Wherever you feel the need to look. I have no idea because I'm trapped 42 years in the past. Wherever you do go, just remember DON'T BLINK."
DP: "omfg. holy shit. i'll find teh box and teh angels and ill text u wen i find it. goodbi doctr. uve liked changgged me life."
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