March 2012
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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“I’m aware of the power of looks. I’ve wanted to play roles that have gone to...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch
#but just the fact that he doesn’t know how attractive he is #and that he’s probably been told by so many people that he’s not worth as much because he’s not conventional looking #it just breaks my heart #because he’s so wonderful and lovely and just genuinely beautiful ...
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I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego barefoot
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mothercheesus:
press play and watch the gif.
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People should listen to Harry more often.
Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermione: that's stupid.
kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
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EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
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I'm hilarious
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Nautilus Rising: quixoticlyqueer: Nautilus Rising:... →
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Nautilus Rising: Slurpy Finger Boy called me “Ooookaaaay, Sheldon” in class today when…
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Slurpy Finger Boy called me “Ooookaaaay, Sheldon” in class today when I expressed my views on hypothetical…
I’m bipolar can we still make babies? #it was getting too serious in...
February 2012
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i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking...
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“And some idiot locked us out of our hotel room - who turned out to be Benedict”
– Steven Moffat, The Hound of Baskerville commentary #giant five year old (via annieodairss)
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So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to... →
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mega-meister:
no, I don’t think you guys understand how fantastic this site is
I just listened to orchestra music followed by mother mother, the proclaimers, the red hot chili peppers, and Detektivbyran.
because my music taste is fucking awesome.
I lika this a lot!
Whoever came up with this.. I love you. So...